Café Nalizok

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

 

An Obsolete D-Sphere Cube

This is an abandoned re-entry cube. It is now filled with Germane, and by a very advanced technology partially ignited at night, so that it then serves as a light source. A portal such as this can easily be reactivated and serve as an entry point for invaders from the Oort Cloud. International Publications World Wide is considering the application of the Wilhelm Reich Cloud Buster to dissolve the Oort Cloud and thus terminate the threat it poses, but that is considered a dangerous move, as it could actually provoke a mass invasion, if foreseen by the Space Pirates. This is the reason why the situation is as it is. Apathy as a means to forestall crisis. A widely held believe states that these cubes can easily be converted into perfect Orgone Accumulators and would thus be of tremendous value for the welfare of mankind. But because of their Germane filling, it is not advisable to manipulate these cubes in any way.

Monday, February 13, 2006

 

A Germane Gas Cloud

A cloud of Germane gas, made visible by special electrographic means. The colour and mode of diffusion make it very similar to ektoplasmatic entities, such as souls. To a Space Pirate, Germane gas is more than a mere substance.

Sunday, February 12, 2006

 

A Germane Deposit Sign

Located very near to the Café Nalizok, a store for Germane, a gas which is poisonous for humans, but essential for the life functions of the Space Pirates, who are organically altered to sustain the otherworldly climate of the asteroids they inhabit. Without a regular dose of Germane, the Space Pirates would shortly suffer severe poisoning from the earth's atmosphere. Therefore, it is of extreme importance to the space Pirates to have such stores with radio signal emitting signs. These signs look reasonably harmless to ordinary humans, but are an integral part of the Space Pirate's infiltration plan. These signs, when spotted, should be reported to International Publications World Wide, which is the central organisation of enlightened humans, who will know exactly what to do. Humans should not stay for too long in the vicinity of such signs, because leakage can occur. Germane is a colorless gas with a pungent odor that is not detectable by some people. It is a flammable gas that may form mixtures with air that are flammable or explosive. Germane is reactive with oxidizers and halogens. The gas is heavier than air and may travel along the ground; distant ignition is possible. It may spontaneously ignite on contact with air.

 

A Dirigible Asteroid

An early effort by the space pirates to escape the Oort Cloud and reach Earth. One of their home asteroids in the Oort Cloud, outfitted with a set of powerful jet engines. The asteroid became uncontrollable, and the space pirates stranded in space, first victims of the Space Pirate's Conquest of Space Program. This is a video capture of the asteroid during last, frantic attempts to get it under control again by activating all rear jets at once.

Saturday, February 11, 2006

 

A Portal


This is a different view of the Café Nalizok, with the red cube on the roof containing the transporter section. This is where the Space Pirates enter the building. The letters in thew windows mean "D-Sphere-Dart", designating the means of transportation the Space Pirates employ. It has something to do with zero-gravity and tunneling. The Space Pirates come from the Oort Cloud , where they have posts on several larger asteroids. These asteroids are rather bleak and liveless, that is why the Café Nalizok and the recreational facilities it offers is so important to the Space Pirates.

 

The Meeting Point


This is where the Space Pirates meet and play billard. The building will soon be torn down and replaced by something far inferior. This is my first entry, and I do not feel quite at home. Is this supposed to be a kind of diary, or a place for mementos of all kinds? Time will tell.

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